There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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