i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Randomize
