is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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