the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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