is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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