I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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