you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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