your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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