that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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