He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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