In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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