Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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