He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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