Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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