I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Buhtt sex?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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