i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
In America we eat man semen.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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