Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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