Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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