beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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