Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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