Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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