What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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