what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
