i can't believe i had my finger in that
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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