There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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