I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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