I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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