i can't believe i had my finger in that
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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