there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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