Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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