lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Rumble strips road head = magical
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Randomize
