Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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