I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
You did what with his pubic hair?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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