so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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