You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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