We're facebook friends in real life
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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