More tranny stories later!
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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