Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
So much rum. So many feels.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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