I wish I could teleport
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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