white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he told me I talked like a deaf person
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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