I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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