yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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