Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
