One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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