she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
is that a dick in a sweater?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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