yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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