he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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