a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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