Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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