I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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