I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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