Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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